Remember this beautiful thing?
Guess what I did.
But. I still love the background. That thing is beautiful and I haven’t finished with it yet.
So. What to do? Collage?
Not one bit of paper I own is big enough to fit all of him on at once.
The shops are shut because it’s Easter Monday.
I do not want to get through today without measurable progress.
So you turn him into a sewing pattern
Get a paper-obsessed friend to help. (You don’t actually have an option on this one. Just go with it.)
Make rude feminist cracks to yourself, muse upon this being the lesson you learn when you think something is going to be boring, put a new cartridge into your grandfather’s pen and hope for the frigging best.